Blame the MGMT

Spotted: Emmerson - going at it with someone who is totally not P-H. Ahh...the joys of camera phones. A happy Passover to you all....I'm coming to you with a very special update indeed, because just as our ancestors were fleeing Egypt, Emmerson is fleeing her fledgling relationship with P-H. I guess her fear (and achem, alcohol) finally got to her. As seen above, these two were making some beautiful music of their own at the MGMT concert this weekend as they went at it hardcore amongst the throngs of scantily clad, moshy young folks (talking 'bout the young style). Oh, Emmerson...does this mean you really are eager to move past sweet-as-pie P-H, or are you just getting it out of your system before you (dare I say the word) commit? All bets are on the latter, especially given recent behavior around P-H - but still, we didn't think you had it in you (insert dirty pun here). On a scale of 1-10 I'm gonna say that Concert Boy was a fairly good kisser and ranked around an 8. I mean an A+ to be sure for enthusiasm and vigor - by the looks of things you could have easily sustained whiplash from that encounter. Kudos for being so gung-ho and really going for it. You gung-ho! So...to tell P-H, or not to tell P-H of your momentary, and I do mean momentary (QLY) infidelity? Though I'm usually about the truth, in this case I have to say that ignorance is bliss for little P-H - especially since you're only going to be running back to his J-Crew arms this week...and most likely be there for some time to come. All I have to say is good thing he didn't accept your pathetic attempt at an invitation to the concert. Can you imagine intoxicated Emmerson getting freaky with Concert Boy right in front of P-H's eyes? Now that's a level of awkwardness which is uncharted territory even to Awkward Boys. Peace out, here's to hoping Em can put this little indiscretions behind her...