2ts, 1t, 0ts

So four score and seven years ago I last wrote an entry, but all good things are worth waiting for, kids. The question floating in my head recently - well at least one of the questions (I have many you know) - is why play like you're interested if you're not? We've all read He's Just Not That Into You - I get it. But what really pisses us girls off is when guys go out of their way to pretend they're interested and then out of nowhere the follow through isn't there. We (and yes, I'm speaking on behalf of all women-kind here) would be totally fine if this were the case all along and the behavior corresponded, but it wasn't in this particular case, and that my friend, is why women think all men are a-holes. Can I get an Amen?! Sorry, that was a lot of pent up aggression. Anyhoo, so lets start with 2ts....Jordan decided she was into him and not only that but that his band was kind of a good time. So off Jordan went to 2ts' next concert, wing-[wo]man at her side (aka her friend, Jackie). So, show ends, they're clearing the stage, time is ticking, 2ts exits the side door with his equipment - that's Jordan's cue. From what I hear the encounter went something like this, "Hey, 2ts", he turns, sees her, and lays the biggest hug on her you've ever seen. 2t speaks: "I'm so glad you came!" Not that this little chat isn't precious but blah, blah, blah, fastforward - a cute chat, lots of hair touching, foot tapping, and bear hugging (all on his part ps) later he asks if Jordan is sticking around because he has to leave for a minute....2t returns and the hugs and flirtatious chatting continue (Jackie, coolly hanging back, taking it all in - yeah, that's not awkward). Well as the convo winds down Jordan gets out while the gettin's still good, but not before 2ts gets in one last parting hug....peace out. Game well played.

Back to that later. 1t - Hey, Sadie do you have a place for me to crash at tonight?, asks 1t as he makes one of his infrequent trips to civilization after returning from a 3 week trek through Africa. Sadie's resposonse: If you just need a couch I know a really great freeway overpass. Ouch! - but rightfully so! A text here and there from the road when it's convenient for him, a place to crash when he's in town for 2.2 - hell, he doesn't even deserve the 1t he has. It should be taken away, he should be 0t. What does this have to do with 2ts, well it brings me back to my overall point that all ts - whether it be 1, 2, or hell, even 3ts - should be stripped. With no response from 2ts (really? really?), not even a middle finger and an "f-you" out the car window as he speeds by (I mean some response is better than no response - am I wrong?), he is clearly undeserving of his ts too. So where does this leave us then? - with two very miffed women and a 25 letter alphabe. Till next time my Marnistoners.