Spotted: Jordan doing the snatch and grab at the drug store in the *achem* exam aisle, shall we say. Such a conundrum – if one more person asks me what they should do when they really want a job but it requires a drug test, and they maybe, quite possibly, have traces of coke in their system….I’m telling ya, if I had a nickel….. So, see Jordan was offered a position as a nanny for a really wealthy family; she thought she could make a few extra bucks during the day when she’s not playing. The catch, the fam of course wants a drug test, because they don’t want any crazies raising up little 8 year old Johnny. Candidate must have safe car in excellent condition, a bachelor’s degree (or higher), multi-tasking abilities, and be very driven. Driven? For what? – to excel in the vast world of child care? Jordan’s responsibilities as nanny would include: dropping off and picking up little Johnny from school, after school activities, playdates, emergency room visits, etc (and yes, it really said ER visits….*curiousface* what kind of weird things does little Johnny get into on a regular basis), preparing an after school snack, helping with homework, picking up dry cleaning, grocery shopping, and other routine duties unable to be carried out by a family member. Yikes, other “routine duties unable to be carried out by a family member”?... hope Jordan gets in writing that her job does not extend into the bedroom when the lady of the house ain’t in the mood to perform certain ‘duties’ for her hubby. Shleping – who knew it was such lucrative work, that’s right, Jord’s prospective new job puts major green in her pocket (or white up her nose) and it also comes with a nice benefit package as well. Ahhh I remember the days when you could just plop your kid down in front of a tv with some Sesame Street to keep them company and they would rear themselves…..no benefits package paid, no nanny drama made. Whether she goes cold turkey, tries to flush out her system, or just tries to fake the thing, let’s see if Jordan can pass the test. She’s always been crafty, that one….what do you think, will ScarJo pass? Cast your vote to the right.
