See No Evil, Hear No Evil

Do you ever have one of those days you wish you could have lived over? - like what if you were 30 minutes late for something, and then your entire day would have been totally different. Well, that was my Monday. So with that in mind I now move on. Last time I left you there had been some salacious text messaging (possibly involving body shots and ass slapping) between Sadie and 1t but he was just sooo far away. Well apparently 1t made his way to LA and let me tell you, he made good on those text messages. How do I know this, you ask? Is it cuz Sadie told me - not quite. Nope, unfortunately, I witnessed it all first hand. Instead of having come home when I did, why didn't I stop at the grocery store, or go get my Coffee Bean fix? god knows I could always use a little more gas in the tank. But no, I came straight home....stupid, stupid me. Maybe a tie on the door next time, Sadie - just a thought ;) I opened the front door to find an open bottle of Jose and one of Absolut along side some shot glasses. Then, very much to my surprise, what did I find but a less-than-fully-dressed, good ol 1t tied up on the balcony. Where was Sadie? - In her room (probably getting skanked up in her target lingerie....who knew, right?) The look on 1t's face was priceless, I wish I had a camera *naked-s&m-deer caught in the headlights face* Enter Sadie (hello, goodbuy - I was right, by the way). I don't think I've ever seen anyone's head on a swivel quite like Sadie's - she looked at me, her jaw dropped, then she looked at 1t, and then back at me. BTW, the pink polka dot leather was totally working for you Sade. Now by this point I'm over the shock of the whole situation and I'm just relishing the sheer awkwardness of the situation for the other two, and have realized that I have a camera phone...ahh black mail material, goodtimes. So that was my night, just another manic Monday.