first doubt about this guy's membership in the tribe came when she learned his name (you would think Christian would be a dead give away - j/k, not quite). We'll just call him S. Nevertheless, Jordan had made the date and how rude would it be to cancel on such a cutie based on un-founded suspicion - she had to learn for herself if he had been the kind to ever come face to...ehemm with a mohel in his young life. So she went of course. Even better looking in real life than his pictures (I'm sorry, does that ever actually happen?), S, looked like the less C-listy version of Jesse Metcalf (aka the shirtless, lawn-mowing wonder from Desperate Housewives). Dead give away #2 - I mean jackpot! Somewhere between the movie watching and the making out (quick work, Jord) S let it slip that his people didn't necessarily wander through the desert for 40 (unless you count a Jewish grandma on the "better half" of the family), and wondered if that was a deal breaker for Jordan? *Pondering really hard - cuz he's sooo cute - and how severe of a heart attack would my mom have - and then after her recovery, in exactly what manner would she kill me - face* I mean I know there's this huge push for equality and all but can't Jew-date make some non-prosecutable-but ever so suggestive- statement on the website disuading all the non-J's? I mean is it not hard enough to find a decent Jewish man in real life, do the non-J's have to invade the tribe's internet space as well? Ranting, sorry. So while Jordan didn't exactly tell S she was all for his non-J self, she didn't exactly tell him she'd never see him again either....so cute and so cuddly, how could she say no to him especially after he asked so somberly, "does that mean you won't even be my friend?" After a successful first date, and the promise of another one, here's to non- J "friends"....I guess!
Monday, February 11, 2008
No Shirt. No Jews. No Service.
Riddle me this....what does it say about our tribe if one of the best Jdates you've had, was with a non-J? Nothing good, I'll tell you that. This weekend brought about an impromptu road trip to San Fran. So we all packed in the car for a weekend filled with midnight rendezvous on the fire escape, 2am tap dancing in Union Square, getting lost in H&M, bottomless mimosas in Castro, and the thought - that at some point - maybe we should get ponchos...*suggestion face*. In the 6+ hours we had to kill on the car ride there Jordan regaled us with her latest and greatest J-dating adventure, the non-Jdate (if you will). Her
first doubt about this guy's membership in the tribe came when she learned his name (you would think Christian would be a dead give away - j/k, not quite). We'll just call him S. Nevertheless, Jordan had made the date and how rude would it be to cancel on such a cutie based on un-founded suspicion - she had to learn for herself if he had been the kind to ever come face to...ehemm with a mohel in his young life. So she went of course. Even better looking in real life than his pictures (I'm sorry, does that ever actually happen?), S, looked like the less C-listy version of Jesse Metcalf (aka the shirtless, lawn-mowing wonder from Desperate Housewives). Dead give away #2 - I mean jackpot! Somewhere between the movie watching and the making out (quick work, Jord) S let it slip that his people didn't necessarily wander through the desert for 40 (unless you count a Jewish grandma on the "better half" of the family), and wondered if that was a deal breaker for Jordan? *Pondering really hard - cuz he's sooo cute - and how severe of a heart attack would my mom have - and then after her recovery, in exactly what manner would she kill me - face* I mean I know there's this huge push for equality and all but can't Jew-date make some non-prosecutable-but ever so suggestive- statement on the website disuading all the non-J's? I mean is it not hard enough to find a decent Jewish man in real life, do the non-J's have to invade the tribe's internet space as well? Ranting, sorry. So while Jordan didn't exactly tell S she was all for his non-J self, she didn't exactly tell him she'd never see him again either....so cute and so cuddly, how could she say no to him especially after he asked so somberly, "does that mean you won't even be my friend?" After a successful first date, and the promise of another one, here's to non- J "friends"....I guess!
first doubt about this guy's membership in the tribe came when she learned his name (you would think Christian would be a dead give away - j/k, not quite). We'll just call him S. Nevertheless, Jordan had made the date and how rude would it be to cancel on such a cutie based on un-founded suspicion - she had to learn for herself if he had been the kind to ever come face to...ehemm with a mohel in his young life. So she went of course. Even better looking in real life than his pictures (I'm sorry, does that ever actually happen?), S, looked like the less C-listy version of Jesse Metcalf (aka the shirtless, lawn-mowing wonder from Desperate Housewives). Dead give away #2 - I mean jackpot! Somewhere between the movie watching and the making out (quick work, Jord) S let it slip that his people didn't necessarily wander through the desert for 40 (unless you count a Jewish grandma on the "better half" of the family), and wondered if that was a deal breaker for Jordan? *Pondering really hard - cuz he's sooo cute - and how severe of a heart attack would my mom have - and then after her recovery, in exactly what manner would she kill me - face* I mean I know there's this huge push for equality and all but can't Jew-date make some non-prosecutable-but ever so suggestive- statement on the website disuading all the non-J's? I mean is it not hard enough to find a decent Jewish man in real life, do the non-J's have to invade the tribe's internet space as well? Ranting, sorry. So while Jordan didn't exactly tell S she was all for his non-J self, she didn't exactly tell him she'd never see him again either....so cute and so cuddly, how could she say no to him especially after he asked so somberly, "does that mean you won't even be my friend?" After a successful first date, and the promise of another one, here's to non- J "friends"....I guess!
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