Underwear Pirates of the Caribbean

What screams "summer" more than a relaxing vacay? I mean I can't think of anything. Which is exaclty why Sadie decided to sail away for a week in the lovely isles of the caribbean. *cough cough* lucky bitch *cough cough* Hot pool boys to bring your drinks and endless cheesy onboard discos - who wouldn't be super jeal? So since they oushed away from shore, Sadie kept running into this group of 3 guys always making glancing eye contact with one particular guy of the group. Tan, tall and spikey dirrty blond hair. In the first couple days nothing every came of Boat Boy, so when in port one day at St. Lucia, Sadie ventured off the boat to find herself a native hottie. She walked around the outdoor market, and wouldn't you know it there was Boat Boy exploring the market with his two buddies. This time the two not only made steamy eye contact, but they actually exchanged real words too. woot woot. The groups decided to soak up island culture together and for the rest of the day the foursome was inseperable (save for the times when Boat Boy and Sadie would sneak off on their own). After a dinner on the island they all headed back to the ship. And though sadie may have left her cabin by herself this smorning, she certainly didn't return to it by her lonesome.

What could be better than having a fabulous day in paradise with someone like Boat Boy and then an even better evening to cap things off. However after waking up the next morning, Sade realized one very important piece of her last night's ensemble was missing - her underwear. And i'm not talking oh i just misplaced them in the craziness of last night-kind of missing. I'm talking, like they're actually gone. Did Boat Boy seriously steal Sadie's knickers? At first she was like, well, umm ok I guess it's kinda of like a souvenir, you know like one of those gingantic suckers from Disneyland. But the mor she thought about i the more it pissed her off. what made him think he could steal her shit? She confronted him about but he played dumb (it was a real strech for him). So instead of giving up, Sadie decided to take action. Using her stalking abilities (which she has perfected over the years by way of Facebook) SHe found the perfect opportunity, snuck into the boys room, rummaged around, and finally found her underwear packed neatly in Boat Boy's suitcase - soooo not ok. Sadie took back what was rightfully her and sauntered out of thier room - yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for her!