Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll

Mirror, mirror on the table who’s the fairest of them all? Well, Snow White, of course. Spotted: Jordan sitting across the table from some coke classic (and I don’t mean the beverage, people). So is the cliché true?, let’s see … Keth Richards – check. Jimi Hendrix – check. Sid Vicious – check. And our faves, Amy – check. Yup, looks like it. Now we’re not going to make any snap judgments (yes we are, who are we kidding), but is dear Jordan enjoying the coke side of life? Well that ain’t sugar on the table, honey (see above). Taken at a fabu Hollywood party in The Hills, party goers wasted no time before pulling out their full on coke kit (razor blades included!) and really getting the party started. What could be better than an open bar on a terrace over-looking the valley (the little people) and some party favors inside, upstairs. Jordan was seen getting her groove on till the wee hours of the morning, even giving a little display of her drumming abilities for all the party peeps with the house owner’s kit. After which she was spotted leaving in a black Cayenne with Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. And why always a mirror? I don’t get it, do people have to look at themselves while they cut lines – like, ooo, I’m so pretty all coked out. Idk, Jord, maybe you and Menage’ should become besties (cokedoutface). She can prob give you some helpful hints (or at least some good place to score ;)). Do you want me to book you a room at Promises now or later?..cuz like, I hear like it’s beautiful there. Say hi to LiLo for me. We still love you even if you are our little closet coke head. Peace out. Come back soon..mwah.